Man denies Killing Turkey

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This was on the Snopes page this morning. I swear, the jokes just write themselves:

http://www.rutlandherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061115/NEWS/611150348/1003/NEWS02
The guy ran over a turkey on his way to an anger management class just before Thanksgiving. He’s being prosecuted for it. Heck, that’d make me angry.

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“Ah…obviously a colorful sports colloquialism?”

“No, I ran over every single person in Tu…”

“Tut tut! Have I shown you our lovely commode?!”