When you think about it, he got off easy. With this level of absolute incompetence, he easily could have been charged with a federal terrorism crime for having Anthrax in his car.
As it is, it was about as far from cocaine as you can get.
:smack:
OTOH, it’s ironic that the story was filed from Lake Crystal, Minnesota. 
Damn, and I thought this was about jailing people who use public transit without deodorant. Which I’d support wholeheartedly, and 60 days would be considered lenient, too.
(Seriously: Poor guy. Freakin’ gives me the shivers.)
Hmmm. The guy got a year in jail on the DUI charge, then the Judge suspended 9 months of it, and took another month off for “good behavior” so he let the guy go on a “time served” end result. Smells kinda fishy to me. A 1 year sentence on a DUI 1 seems pretty stiff. Even second offense DUI, with no injuries or property damage, doesn;t usually draw a 1 year sentence, at least in my part of the world. The article doesn;t mention whether it was his first dui or not…