Oops - forgive my criticism - I went off half-cocked…
Halfback on the football team. . .
Rather a dramatic cure for “lefty loosey.”
Everyone said he was half nuts.
Was he in his right mind when he did this?
I’m just sick and tired of these Bush-bashing threads.
He’s looked at life from both sides now.
Could have been worse – they could have cut out the middle man.
This is a perfect example of why you can’t hang a man with a wooden leg.
Well that’s one person we know will get raptured:
No part of him can be left behind.
Well, at least his heart was in the right place. (That being the left place…)
If he ever gets arrested, I bet the cops will start giggling when they say, “You have the right to remain silent.”
I wonder if this helps his nervousness at all? I mean, wherever he goes he should feel right at ease.
Patient:
“So when the doctor said after the operation I would be all right, I thought he meant…”
Hey hey. It’s not nice making fun of folks who aren’t all there.
Someday he might get it all together and then you’ll be sorry.
The one eyed, one armed, one legged man did it!
Well, you can be a pessimist and say his body’s half gone, or you can be an optimist and say at least his body’s still half there.
You’re right Turbo Dog… and left… unlike our friend there…
How gauche.
Right on.