Man Gets Entire Left Side of Body Cut Off!!

Allow me to introduce you to my better half.

Hope he was hanging to the right when it happened.

I kinda think that would be fun/freakish to see a picture of him.

So what’s left?

/most obvious joke that was somehow overlooked/avoided

I hear he’s suing the doctor for patient’s rights.

I won’t link, but you certainly can find such pictures…

I hop he’s feeling better. I mean, we half to respect his rights.

I hope all of his friends are still talking to him. It would be a shame for him to be left out.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!