“A man from just outside of Washington, DC turned himself in to local police—with his computer in tow—after receiving a pop-up message from what he believed was an “FBI Warning” telling him to click to pay a fine online, or face an investigation…
The accused voluntarily brought his computer to the station and, following a search, several inappropriate messages and photos of underage girls were recovered.”
Darwin was right! So was P.T. Barnum. Or P.T. Bridgeport – I forget which.
So. Good finally comes out of spyware, after all.
You’re thinking of Jaye P Morgan.
Or J P Morgan.
Or P J O’Rourke.
Or maybe T.R. Sloane.
T.J. Hooker?
StG
D. W. Washburn?
D. B. Cooper?
B.D. Wong?
Ha!
H.R. Pufnstuf?
L.L. Bean?
B. J. Hunnicutt?
I’m pretty sure it was T. J. Maxx
Or was it e. e. cummings
Now that I think about it, it was Wee Tu Low.
Wasn’t it David Lo Pan?
E. E. Smith, for sure.
Isn’t that the guy that really liked coffee?
Wait, that was Agent Cooper, sorry.
No. It was J.C. Penney.
Who would name a child B.J.?
J.R. Ewing was nasty enough to do that, but he liked “J.R.” too much.