Nearly killed him.
Google translate of Vietnamese website.
When I was a youngster, people had to use gerbils because they couldn’t afford eels.
Those were simpler times…
65cm is very roughly two feet. Although eels are known for having zero feet. Still, that’s a long thing to try to stuff up there. Sounds … challenging. Evidently where there’s enough will, there is a way.
It could have been worse–it could have been a hagfish.
Wrecked him.
"Therefore, people should never insert live animals through the anus to seek intense sensations due to the unforeseeable consequences,” the doctor warned.
I’m not sure that the consequences are entirely unforeseeable.
It’s too dark to see in there, anyway.
You have to admit… the lemon was a nice touch.
Homemade sashimi.
Damn near killed him!
Did he make a Lemon Pledge never to do it again?
Where have you gone, Joe Umagi-o?
Our nation turns its brownest eye to you
Woo, woo, woo
What’s that you say, Mr. Throbinson?
Joltin’ Joe has left and gone away
Beautiful.
Well, this has taken my mind off the convention. 
Am I a bad person that I’m disappointed it wasn’t an electric eel?
Nature’s original Plug ‘N’ Play.
Huh, thanks to the new “related posts” suggestions at the end of this thread, it appears that this isn’t a new thing:
Lemon can burn sensitive tissue. Ouch.
That’s what you’re concerned about??? (hopefully it’s a whoosh!)
My brother has been an ER doctor for more than thirty years, and he rarely shares anything medical with me, but last week he sent me a scan of a mason jar inserted into a rectum. It was without warning, and I really didn’t want to see that, but here we are.
Well, yes it’s a silly thought. (Everyone else is joking🤔)
I did see a Moray eel on a movie today. It had teeth. EEEK!
I hope it wasn’t one of those ones.