Man sticks live eel (and lemon) up his rectum in attempt to feel "intense sensation", succeeds spectacularly

[dtilque]

@Slithy_Tove

Given evangelist Ray Comfort’s argument that bananas’ fitting in the human hand is proof of Intelligent Design,

I wonder if anyone’s pointed out to Mr Comfort that the erect human penis fits into the human hand and asked what that proves?

[Yllaria]

@Steven_Maven

When ++I++ was a youngster we used 2 hard-boiled eggs & a piece of cheesecake. (Does ANYONE know that joke?)

No cheesecake out our way. The last spoken line is “where’s my cookie?”

[salinqmind1]

…I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon?

[Beckdawrek]

Don’t Google it.

[Machine_Elf]

@salinqmind1

…I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon?

Maybe they want to, but they’re more risk-averse, so they don’t end up in the news for doing stupid things like cramming sea serpents in there?

[Kimstu]

@salinqmind1

I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon?

Not as much, apparently: no prostate. (It’s a nice link! It’s Scientific American! Get your mind out of the gutter! )

And so the sort of scientific question is that, like, “If you do this—put a finger or a toy or a penis up your bottom for sexual pleasure—is it so much better if you have a prostate? Is that experience so much greater?” […]

Thomas Gaither has now started this, what he calls the anorectal sexual function index, which is where he is starting to ask patients about, like, what it is—you know, receptive anal intercourse: how much pleasure they get, how much pain. […]

In fact, over 50 percent of straight [cisgender] men had said that, “Yes, I, I have had anal masturbation.” So this is really common—and it was over a third of cisgender women. […]

[…] what we did find is that, you know, yes, in general, people with prostates were enjoying their orgasms more and were orgasming more frequently. But where things got complicated in the [data]—you know, suggesting that perhaps the prostate does play a role in sexual pleasure—nothing in our data suggested that it is some sex button for everyone. […]

[…] once we controlled for the experience people had—and so we just took people who had had quite a lot of experience with anal sex and anal masturbation—then we saw the differences between people with prostates and those without them got smaller and smaller and smaller.

And so from that, and then from the anatomy, to go back to your question, when you look at the, like, nerves and blood vessels around people who have prostates and those without them, it’s all very, very similar.

[Beckdawrek]

Aaaaacccckkk. I don’t wanna read that. TMI

[Kimstu]

Sorry hon, but salinqmind1 asked a question and I knew where the internet had stashed the answer. Around here that’s basically a binding contract.

[not_what_you_d_expect]

@Beckdawrek

I have decided I do not like eels. Not one bit.

Wait, how is the eel the bad guy in this story?

[Hakushon]

Sexual Turducken would be a great name for a band.

[Hakushon]

Buttcarrot would be a great name for a band. That name might require an umlaut over the u.

[needscoffee]

@Hakushon

Sexual Turducken

Sexüal Türducken

[Hakushon]

When life gives you lemons… and an eel…

[needscoffee]

@Hakushon

When life gives you lemons… and an eel….

Make lemoneel?

[Ferris]

We do not need an inspirational poster to go with that, thank you…!

[Ferris]

I’ve heard their live show is banned in over sixty countries.

[Beckdawrek]

Slimy.
Bitey.
Bad dinner date, all around.
Didn’t show itself out.

Oh, and ruined sea life TV documentaries for me forever.

[Machine_Elf]

@Beckdawrek

Oh, and ruined sea life TV documentaries for me forever.

Look, just don’t swim naked in the ocean, and you’ll be fine.

[Love_Rhombus]

It’s like a backdoor Candiru.

[Darren_Garrison]

@Love_Rhombus

backdoor Candiru

Band name.