We now know what happened to Gilbert Grape.
It’s a blue Y2K nut!
Headline news wasn’t too dignified. Unfortunately.
Actually now that I think about it this might be the next big hit for the alternative lot, piercing, tattoos and now you can even be blue.
“Metal studs under you’re skin? Pfffff! I’M BLUE!!! Wimp.”
a spokeswoman for Mars candy explained "it appears some sort of computer error, Montana residents thought they were voting for the new M&M color but they were actually voting for their state senator "
With that blue-gray skin, he looks even worse than Jimmy Carter :o
Wow. Just… he’s freaking BLUE! He’s not even a Fugate! 
Oh my, he looks like a zombie or something!
This thread has got me ROFLMAO.
Wow… That’s gotta be embarassing to know you changed your skin color to avoid a problem that never happened.
Yep, Montana. Home of the Freemen, the Unabomber, whirling disease and blue politicians. And we have a governer with a 23% approval rating who is proud to be quoted as being a “lapdog of industry” and calls loggers the true environmentalists.
You people want to move here . . . why?
he’s perfect for Blue Ribbon Panels…
Well… we’ve heard there’s this whistling pig out there that can do the entire score of the Pirates of Penzance.
I now have reason to believe that when I’m down and blue, there is someone out there more blue than me. It’s comforting to know that. Now I can’t get that song “forever in blue jeans” out of my head.
In truth, it was a CIA plot… They planted the conspiracy theory that colloidal silver was a great antibiotic and would boost the immune system, so all the wacko’s would permanently color themselves blue for easy identification purposes.
WHY is this not on Fark? Ohhh, the images I could post. I’m thinking of that Frankie Muniz POS movie with the blue guy. I’d also like to make the first Willy Wonka/Violet Beauregard reference.
Send in the Oompa-loompas!
He’s blue, dadadeedee da da dadadee dadada dadadeedee da da…
I think you’re the second, Elwood…
What’s really sad is, it’s too late for him to audition for X-Men 2.
Looks like they have the new replacement for Joe in the next segment of Blue’s Clues.
Be sure to turn in next week, when we hear Stan Jones say, “That’s right Blue, the government has no right to regulate a capitalist economy!”
For thatrecently embalmed look be sure to drink Colloido! Now available in Diet, Grape, and LemonLime!