Man turns BLUE! (And you thought you'd seen everything. . .)

So, I’m productively using my time at lunch to surf the web and get caught up on current events.

This little link just happened to catch my eye.

:eek: :confused:

Tripler
Yes. The blue smilies are intentional. :smiley:

After the election, be sure to catch his act in Blue Man Group at the Luxor in Las Vegas.

Who would VOTE for this dimwit?

The Smurfs?

Lola beat me to the joke. Curse you and your little blue dog, too.

Kurt Wagner?

LCC, I now thank you for the half cup of coffee that made its way from my lips to my computer monitor in a coarse spray. :smiley:

Tripler
Let’s see if ‘Brawny’ paper towels really are ‘brawny’.

That’s so awesome! I’d vote for that guy if he were in my state just for the blue factor.

That man is singing the Bl… :smack: I can’t do it. I’m far too refined & dignified for that joke.

The Green Party would not accept him.

Of course you do realize the political implications of this. Think of the ballot:

  1. The “Green” Party (Environmentalist platform)
  2. The “Red” Party (Communist & Socialist Parties)
  3. This guy . . .

Tripler
Thank God he’s not running in Florida.

The girl who turned purple in Willy Wonka—Violet?

Forget who would VOTE for him. What kind of crazy party of cranks, nutjobs, and malcontents would try to run such a candid –

Oh. Right. Nevermind.

Daniel

“Senate candidate blue…”

He needed the money!

Picture of him pre-blue that he uses on his campaign site.

I hope at least he has the grace to use Am I Blue? as his campaign song.

Who’s his running mate? Pink?
Tripler
I just had to. Sorry. :smiley:

Hmmm… it doesn’t say “Oh by the way, he’s blue” in the “About Stan Jones” section of his website.

Does anyone else think he looks uncomfortably like this guy?

This old man, he’s so blue, he drinks silver for that hue
Will the Pict PAC (Paddies, whacked?) give the man a vote?
They like senators in woad!

(best I can do – Blue Loon just wasn’t working out)

Daniel

I do believe they made a movie about this blue man. It’s called [url=“http://www.bigfatliarmovie.com/”]Big Fat Liar*.