Ah yes, reminds me of the question “how do you make a small fortune from owning a football club?”.
The answer, of course, is that you start with a large fortune…
Huh? What are you reading and quoting??
To anyone whose mind is not clouded by soccer angst, the linked column is making rather nasty fun of everyone involved - Glazer, his family, the hapless fans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who will be paying more to see a mediocre team, and the Manchester United fans, who are equally as hapless but haven’t realized it yet.