Is there a name for the memories of something you do over and over the same way crowding out the memory of doing it slightly differently but more recently?
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked out of work into the (fairly large) parking lot to the section I almost always park my car, looked around for it and had a not insignificant moment of panic (with the thought that my car must have been stolen!) before realizing I had parked it somewhere else on the lot that day.
To hear Mrs. Homie tell it, it’s not aliens. It’s that there are multiple parallel universes existing alongside one another (which I’m not saying is true or not true, because I don’t understand physics), and we jump between them without knowing it. In the universe we’re (currently) in, Cameron said, “She’s in Decatur.” But in the universe she and I were in in the 80’s (we’ve jumped, you see), Cameron said, “My mom’s in Decatur.”
Have you ever looked at an analog clock with a second hand and see what appears to be the second hand moving backwards one tick? THAT’S when you jump universes (or so I think).
See, by Occam’s Razor, this is the much more plausible explanation. Yet foolish people constantly make the incredible leap of logic that “I parked somewhere else today.”
Whenever you see something that you can’t easily explain, the go-to culprit is parallel universes.
One night a coworker and I were in the office late (around midnight). They were doing some maintenance on the network that night, and we had to do some testing when it was completed. At some point I looked up at the wall clock and noticed it was about an hour and a half behind. Just as I mentioned to my coworker “Boy that clock sure is off”, all of a sudden the hands started moving around until it got to the correct time! Freaked us both right the fuck out. And it wasn’t a clock that was wired into anything, just your standard off-the-shelf Staples wall clock.
I figured it had to be some kind of rift in the space-time continuum. Sure would explain a lot.
When I first heard the term I understood the concept but I couldn’t understand not knowing that Nelson Mandela survived prison and became the leader of his country. It wasn’t exactly a secret.
I was two. Maybe I was near a TV? I do remember seeing a moon mission on TV but it was probably the last one.
I definitely did not see that live. I was at the gym in college. The radio was on. The DJ came on and said what happened.
That I definitely did see. I immediately got up and started packing my Army gear. I knew I would be busy.
I thought the producers of Captain Marvel had made a mistake by including I’m Just A Girl I’m a movie that was set in 1995. I remember the song as having been released in 1999 or 2000, but it turns out that it was in fact released in 1995.
This makes sense. There’s an infinite number of parallel universes, so anytime someone asks, “What caused this,” the answer is almost always going to be “parallel universe.” That’s just basic statistics.
See, you need to make this parallel universe thing work for you. I park my car in the universe where there are always spots in front of the building. And it’s always free; I don’t think they’ve invented parking meters there.
Now, the trick is walking out at the end of the day without thinking about parallel universes… if I can do that, bingo! There’s my car, right in front!
I distinctly remember watching a sequel to the Weird Al movie UHF called ‘UHF 2’, but no one else remembers this and it’s nowhere on the internet. So yeah, that proves parallel universes exist.