Manhattan Prosecutors file criminal charges for Trump re Stormy Daniels case - ongoing discussion here (Guilty on all 34 counts, May 30, 2024)

I’m not a fan of bubbly, but I have uncorked one of my finest bottles of wine tonight!

Holy crap, I’m amazed.

Is this enough to knock him off ballots?

Happy day caloo calay I’m chortling in my joy

I’m watching a guy on NBC holding a “Free Father Theresa” sign wailing and screaming.

Ah, sweet maga tears!

Lock him UP!

afraid not

Newsmax has yet to update. Just says “verdict reached”. They are panicking.

Damn, what’s it take?

Realistically? No.

yeah - but if he votes, he’s committed voter fraud!

Trump right now, probably:

Fuck yeah!

Emergency Delivery to Merde-a-Lardo:

I have 12 new heroes today.

Justice was done.

And now Judge Merchan gets to sentence the motherfucker.

“What was that you kept saying about my daughter, Mr Trump?”

No, but many people who were polled have said that they wouldn’t vote for him if he was convicted.

Apparently Trump is staring at the jury.

Godspeed, jurors.

From the NY Times:

Trump is unresponsive, sitting slack at the defense table.

He is largely expressionless, a glum look on his face, as “guilty” has just been heard 34 times.

From me:

Suuuuuuuck it!

As a non-US doper, I’ve followed this very closely without ever feeling that I could or should contribute, as I lack the understanding to do so. So, just to say: Thanks (again) to @rocking_chair for his tireless summarizing; and to everyone else, I share your joy.

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