Marge Simpson in Playboy (no really)

26-26-26?

And we still don’t know if the carpet matches the curtains.

That definitely doesn’t match the pics. I think those measurements belong to Olive Oyl.

Olive Oyl’s official measurements are 19-19-19, which was the first thing I thought of when I saw Marge’s.

When was this?!

She’s more Larry Flynt than Hugh Hefner, I think.

Wow, those went a lot farther than I thought they would go. Although we’ve seen Homer’s nipples often enough that I guess fair is fair.

Screw that! For as much disgustingness as we’ve seen from Homer, I wanna see a lot more than than they showed!

Kinda squicky. Like seeing your granny in a see through teddy.

link to pics

http:// community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html

Well, to be fair, if they did they’d be gray, not blue.

Because, according to Homer, “Marge has been gray as a mule since she was seventeen.”

Do you think they are going to airbrush Marge’s picture, to get rid of any flaws?

Hey, Marge is looking a lot better than “head bigger than pelvis” lady. http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/109589/original.jpg