Mariah Carey rediscovers clothes!!!

Saw her new video, It’s the most clothes she’s had on in 5 years!

Maybe she gained 0.04 pounds and is attempting to cover it up.

My prediction:

Inside of five years she will do a pictoral for Playboy. It seems that everyone with a long dead career thinks that nudity will somehow jumpstart it…

  • Inside of five years she will do a pictoral for Playboy. It seems that everyone with a long dead career thinks that nudity will somehow jumpstart it…*

Maybe… but I think that $28 million Warner Bros paid her to get out of their contract with her will last her a while…

I’ve been waiting for that Playboy “spread” to come out for 10 years now… Come on Mariah your not getting any younger!!

Why does Mariah Carey insist on making her hair, skin, makeup, etc the same color? She looks like a freak. I liked her better in her girl-next-door, curly-haired “Dreamlover” days (which seems like a past life at this point).

And the bridge between her nose and lips is too big. She looks kind of troll-ish.

So, when does Bjork rediscover clothes?

When does Bjork rediscover reality?