You may judge on whatever criteria you deem appropriate, but please indicate how you are deciding in your post.
Mark McGwire has given us the timeless line: “I’m not here to talk about the past.”
Ashlee Simpson has given us nothing.
Tough call, but in my opinion, Ashlee is cuter. 
Simpson “cursed” Tony Romo in the playoffs…that’s enough for me.
Mac would pound the snot out of her.
McGwire has more homeruns, and probably hasn’t been scored on nearly as often.
McGwire may have been a total juicer towards the end, but at one point he had actual talent. Ashlee Simpson, not so much.
Both were frauds, but if you liked Ashlee’s records before finding out she was a lip syncher, there’s absolutely no reason you can’t still like them now.
On the other hand, there is NOTHING left to like or respect about Mark McGwire.
Wrong Simpson.
Hmm, that’s a tough one. Does Mark get to use his bat?
:smack:
Meh…close enough.
I’d rather spend naked time with Ashlee Simpson.
Ashlee has four songs I think are actually a bit good, and I don’t care about lip syncing, so that’s my vote sorted.
I think Ashlee’s medically unnecessary bodily alterations have had somewhat less appalling results. I would have docked her points for the spelling of Ashlee, but I think McGwire spells his name wrong too.
Missed the edit window, sorry - and I should say that I’m into music way more than baseball so any singer with a song I like is going to get a vote from me over a baseball player.
Mark is probably a better singer and actor than Ashlee is a home run hitter or first basemen, so overall I would have to go with Mark.
I assumed you meant “Who’s hotter?” I’ve never been all that impressed with young Miss Simpson, but I’d rather see her than a dude.
Mark McGwire has the hotter spouse.
McGwire, in the second round, KO.
As far as I know, McGwire didn’t name any of his kids Bronx Mowgli, so he gets my vote. Gah.