Ok, so you’e married. But you lust for a couple or few hot celebrities. Does that piss your spouse off or is it just a bit of fun with you?
Hubby is well aware that if Clive Owen or Mike Rowe came to our home to whisk me off my feet, I’d have to go. He even tells me when they’re about to appear on screen. How helpful, huh?
So what about you? Do you have any imaginary girlfriends or boyfriends?
I probably wouldn’t leave my husband for him, but Peter Dinklage is my pretend boyfriend. He makes me a little crazy.
My mister has a free pass (or ten) if Jennifer Tilly ever wants him.
My wife knows I absolutely adore Scarlet Johansson…Then again she has a thing for Greg Kinear and Mark Ruffalo.
We used to have a “freebie list”…a list of celebrities we could skip out with, with no consequences.
At the top of her list were Hugh Jackman and Matthew Mccaunaghey(sp) - until she learned ol’ Matt doesn’t use any colognes or deodorant…
Me? In no particular order:
Halle Barry
Mimi Rogers (yes, even though she is 12-15 years older)
Annette O’toole (ditto on the age thing)
LeeAnn Womack (those eyes just do it for me)
Jean Peterson (not a celebrity, but someone we know and I put her on the list, anyway :o )
alice-in-wonderland (the SDMB poster)
So many women - so little time…
We don’t take it as far as freebies, but yeah. My husband even refers to Timothy Olyphant as “Hottie McHot” since that’s what I call him.
AHH yes -
The Rock
LL Cool J
Gerard Butler
Clive Owen
I also like Vin Diesel
We do too. Scarlett Johansson is fair game for both. So is Claudia Black. Mrs. Prefect is more character driven in her lusts for man flesh, so the Farscape version of Ben Browder has her audibly calling him gorgeous as we watch the show 
We are also in deep lust over Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn. Sweet Vishnu.
I have (after a Friends episode with Isabella Rosellini ) a variable list of 5-7:
Joan Cusack
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie
Tori Amos
Kate Beckinsale
with Jewel Staite, Natalie Portman and Miranda Otto as subs
Nigella Lawson was on there, and I still rate her, but she went and married that Saatchi prick. That’s unforgivable.
My wife has a list, but she hasn’t filled it out yet. I know Will Smith, Johnny Depp & Jude Law are probably currently on it. Probably also Angelina Jolie
He’s sooo hot.
If any of these guys come calling, I’m gone.
Jude Law
Dominic Monaghan
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
Mr Frog hung a poster of Angelina Jolie in the bedroom (for me).
He has it bad for Molly Ringwald. Any time one of her movies is on, I’m sure to bring it to his attention.
We have non actionable lists.
Mine:
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johannson
Hers:
The Rock
Brad Pitt
I call Kyle Chandler of Friday Night Lights my “TV Boyfriend.” I think he is the cutest thing going. My husband won’t volunteer his opinions on who he thinks is attractive, but if I twist his arm, he admits he thinks that Jennifer Aniston is cute, and that Britney Spears has a smokin’ hot bod.
Ivylad has a free pass should Morgan Fairchild ever cast a longing glance his way, and he has an unexplainable crush on Jessica Simpson. Quite frankly, I think she’s too stupid for color TV, but hey, if the opportunity arises…
Alton Brown is on my list. I like smart funny guys.
My wife’s always been OK with my lust for Drew Barrymore.
Just as a warning, I have a girlfirend who had such a list…
It got awkward when she actually had the opportunity.
(I don’t know, nor do I want to know, what happened - I just know it was awkward).
I’m a straight woman, but Carla Gugino is my TV girlfriend. My husband refers to her that way. “Oh look, your TV girlfriend is in it!”
Not that much; we know who each one thinks is cute but that’s about as far as it goes. Neither of us would be interested in having lists of freebies or imaginary boyfriends.
I once told DeHusband, “If you answer the door and George Clooney is there, just step aside and know that I love you, but I’d do him right there on the doorstop.”
He turned to me and said, “Dear, you’d have to wait your turn. After all, I answered the door.” 
But my TV boyfriends are Mike Rowe and Phil Keoghan.
My wife does that with Alton Brown. “Hon, your boyfriend’s on.”
The person at the top of her fantasy list is James Marsters. The top of my list rotates between Jessica Alba, Michelle Trachtenberg and, God help me, Rachel Ray.