Pining for the gourds!
I’ve recently come to notice the abysmal lack of garden vegetables that rhyme with “fjords”. Somebody’s going to need to do something about that so I can be funnier, m’kay?
So, did you ask the protestor how that works with Mormons?
Are carrots gay mammals or are they lesbian predicates?
Mormons don’t get married anyway, Mormons get Sealed. (Like in the original Battlestar Galactica, and no coincidence.)
See how well it’s mastered “Stay!”?
- Marriage requires a covenant with God in a REAL church.
- Being in a REAL church would make a gay’s skin boil off, because they’re demonic and harmed by the presence of God.
2a. The fact that some gays got married in your pansy-ass liberal church does not disprove 2, it simply means that your church isn’t a REAL house of God, heathens. - Therefore, gays cannot get married.
So they don’t get government benefits either? Someone should take up that cause and fight to allow Mormons to get married like the rest of us.
So these Mormons are waterproof, you say?
The hell you say! We don’t want him either.
I encountered essentially this same argument from one I am no longer speaking with. (It was minus any reference to the Resurrection.) Long story, but briefly, he turned out to be quite insane about religion and politics.
Here is how I would answer if I were still speaking to him:
The arrest and trial of Jesus (according to the text, at least) involved many illegalities.
Without these events the Crucifixion would never have happened.
Therefore breaking any and all extant laws to make for a kangaroo court and an “execution” that is really just an elaborate lynching is perfectly okay.
What happens if you sprinkle a gay person with holy water?
They ask you to leave the cathedral and not come back.
The list of politicians (from about any country which has divorce) that’s gay may actually be greater than the list of those who are not, by that rule. Kind of makes one wonder how come there isn’t gay marriage in every one of those countries… it can’t be because those guys are against marriage (as they keep perpetrating it), perhaps it is because they’re too busy chasing tail?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
To take this further, Jesus was killed because it was illegal to preach his particular brand of blasphemy. Ergo, Christianity should be illegal
That totally makes sense. Thank you, you’ve changed my mind.
Does that mean my dad is gay? He’s incapable of monogamy… but he’s totally unfabulous… I am confused.
Have you seen him hanging around carrots or Newt Gingrich?
Or have you seen him hanging his carrot around Newt Gingrich? That would also be acceptable.
OK wait… the carrots are gay penises, right?
Lesbians are either the newts or kangaroos? Help!
Yeah, those protestors are ALWAYS right. :smack:
I hope you pointed out to him/her that the real problem is straight people, since straight people have gay children.