Martial Law in Today's America - daily report

Are you sure? Because I think I spotted them in City Hall when they went there to arrest Jake and Elwood. Which was unfair since they were on a mission from god!

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Would you believe that Elwood is just south of a town called Joliet?

DOGE should look into that.

I guess this is one way to observe Mardi Gras.

I always thought that he escaped, stowed away on a ship heading North on Lake Michigan, and jumped ship when he got close to the Canadian side.

I can’t prove it, but there has been an uptick in Blues Music restaurants in the Ontario Area.

“No, Ma’m… we just make and sell wine here. The band in the tasting room is just for… atmosphere.”

Apparently the felon’s military dictatorship in the nation’s capital isn’t working all that well.

There are over 400 reader comments at WaPo on this story, and the great majority are skeptical about this. Gee, I wonder why.
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I guess we won’t believe these shootings are legit until we see Donnie lying in state at Mar-a-Lago. 'Nuff said.

ETA:

Okay. For reals. One person killed (not trump).

One Killed in Exchange of Gunfire With Secret Service Near White House

A gunman who opened fire near the White House was killed and another person wounded by shots fired from federal officers. President Trump was in the White House at the time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/us/politics/white-house-shooting.html?unlocked_article_code=1.k1A.Pu_q.bwHHhMFB2YvZ&smid=url-share

I’m more concerened about Trumps Brown Shirts (ICE). And If he can pay off the inserectionists, I supose they will be some sort of hap hazard Gestapo.

DC government settles with protestor.

I’m happy for Sam O’Hara. The protest seemed like a peaceful little parody to express outrage. I’m more into silently holding a sign across from the ICE building but it seems like both are in the place of free speech.

Just in time for Independence Day, MORE martial law.

Check out the number of troops.

The Dictatorship District of Columbia’s estimated population is 693,645. That means the level of troop deployment matches almost one out of one hundred residents.

I did some web surfing looking for the optimal number of cops to citizenry. The numbers ranged from 1 to 3 per 1000. That means martial law in DC now has ten times the number of law enforcement than needed.

Here is the latest news from the front in what used to be a gleaming beacon of democracy.

More at the link.

I feel bad for the residents of DC, but I’m relieved that his despot cosplay can be contained to a relatively small area.

But it’s not. It’s also in Tennessee, etc.

Not to nearly the same extent as I understand it.