Martin Shkreli's trial starts today {June 26, 2017}

The BBQ Pit
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We have a verdict. Gonna be read later today.

ETA: Weirdness!

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Convicted!

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Guity on 3 of 8 counts.

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So, country club prison for a few months, then a book deal and talk show appearances. Yep, he’ll get his.

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We’ll see what happens during the sentencing phase. I sure hope he doesn’t get the “half a year and out to write a book” type of sentence.

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“No sentencing date was set.”

Huh? Why not?

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He’s not part of the Trump administration yet?

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They need to go down to Home Depot for a rope? :smiley:

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Martin Shkreli at prison commissary:

“Can I buy shower sandals?”
“That’ll be $700”
“I thought it was $13.50”
“The price suddenly went up”

– Benjamin Siemon :cool:

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Seen on FB:

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Poor guy can’t shut up to save his life, bless his heart.

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I hope the other inmates show no mercy and make him cry every day of his prison sentence.

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I bet he ain’t grinning like an asshole anymore.

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This made me smile. He’s not going to do well in prison.

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I’m pretty sure that’s just his default expression. Like how someone coined the term a few years back “bitchy resting face”; Shkreli has “pompous douchebag smirk resting face”.

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Pompous douchbags always do REALLY WELL in jail. He’s in Riker’s, isn’t he? Please tell me he’s in Riker’s.

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NYT says he’s in a Federal jail in Brooklyn.

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I believe he will be held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.

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I don’t get*** why*** he wants Clinton’s hair. Anyone understand where he’s coming from?

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I like to think that I can understand most people on some level. I really don’t get this guy’s deal. At all.