Masonic question

I have a question for Freemasons, but I don’t really want to ask it publicly, so PM me (include your lodge name and number) and I will ask you. It concerns an interesting question about a part of the EA initiation ritual.

I too have a question for Freemasons, and don’t want to ask it publicly, but I don’t PM. So, can any Masonic Dopers please contact me telepathically?

Do they do that? What about telekinesis? Cuz I forgot to turn off the light in my kitchen and I really don’t feel like getting up. Do I need to put in a work order, or how do I go about getting this taken care of.

Ixnay on the… ah fuck it.