>> wink <<
Might as well join the party
:::SPLASH:::Reporting for duty.
Damnable peer pressure…
I’m here.
This is the town and these are The People,
This is the town where The People all stay …
Sorry, I’ve gone home for the holidays.
Cessandra
Killed a man with no hands. . .
I’m here, or words to that effect.
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Inspector Crude of Scotland Yard, special Flying Squad, has arrived.
Right, what’s all this then?
–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”
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“They seek him here, they seek him there…”
i’m not here right now, but if you’d like to leave a message after the beep someone will get back to you.
BEEP.
Bueller…
Bueller…
Bueller…
Bueller…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Thank you for coming. You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to show up in evening dress at this deserted truck stop in Spuzzum, British Columbia…
but someone in this room is the real murderer of Captain Browne-Staynes, and I shall now reveal their name!
(Cooly lights pipe and sets his celluloid dickey on fire)…
Launcher may train without warning.
I can’t be here, I’m at work…
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Sometimes here, unless I’m a figment of Somebody’s imagination.
sorry I am late… I had a job to do, but I am here now and that’s what’s important!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
blah blah blah
::singing::
Oh, there’s no place like here for the holidaaaaaaaays…
Where’s pluto?
What?