I’m here, and I am unanimous in that!
Insert Random Witticism Here.
I’m holding out until someone offers me money.
Oops! :o
It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.
Icarus
I flew.
With one touch, my spirit and body flew high;
With one breath, you carried me to heights I had never seen.
I rode high above all I know sailing through joy and laughter
Twisting and turning in your arms like the cursed ground
Could never again bind me tie me. Constraint.
Soar! I soar above you below you within without!
You me! Two now one! The sky! My lover!
I rise higher and higher in your arms tighter and tighter.
Hotter and hotter.
My wings!
Why did I fly so high?
So fast?
KS '98
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
We can leave after attendance is taken, right?
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Hey, Y’all
Just doin’ my part to pad the message count 
(don’t tell my boss)
I’m here…but has anyone seen my head??
Ready, Your Honor.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
Better late than never, but you know what they say about arriving first at a party…
StoryTyler
I am too in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape.
C’mon up and see me sometime.
Of course you realize there posts aren’t in any sort of useful order (alphabetical, geographical, number of posts, etc.).
Present and voting.
::huh? whaaa?..I’m awake already, so what’s the…::
Oh.
Present. Sort of.
Ya didn’t see me here, OK?
Flew in from Iowa and boy! are my arms tired
I’m looking for Rusty Regan. Anyone seen Carmen Sternwood around?
Doghouse Reilly
Je suis ici.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Bollocks! This isn’t the Census 2000 site at all, is it?
So sorry to interrupt.
(Hey Myra, where’d ye get this fecking address from anyway?)
Dr. Watson
“I’ll sell you celebration if you’ll buy my time.”
<font color="#FFFFFF> Me !! I’m here, me Boscibo ! Finally here, has anyone seen my friend andy_dot_com ??</font> He told me to come here 
~Bo~
The Sharpe Ratio is the best-known way to evaluate risk-adjusted performance of mutual funds. You subtract the return on money market funds from the fund’s return and divide by the standard deviation of the fund.
Ok Ma, I’m AWAKE already!