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Well G’arsh If you all are waitin on me, Here i am!


-Frankie

I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn.
-Pepe the Prawn

yeah

Present!

Present and accounted for.


Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

Hey man, I just got here…

ME TOO! ME TOO!


VB

“Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?”

I’m here but I’m not taking calls.

Shimm… I mean checking in.


…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

Excuse me, but is this the train to Sheboygan?

“Mama?”
“What?”
“Mama?”
“What?”
“Mama?”
“What?”
“Mama?”
*“WHAT?”
“Hi, Mama!”

That was a real conversation between me & my two year old. Please count me as a Doper before my kid makes me too stupid to qualify. Thank you very much.

Who am I, and what am I doing here?


Mr. Armageddon
“Just when you thought you had all the answers, I went and changed the questions!”–Roddy Piper

Although I don’t post as often now, I’m still here.

Beep.

“All Hail Uncle Cecil”, first ten verses, on the count of three…

Would you, Could you with a Goat?

I would not could not with a Goat!

Would you, Could you on a boat?

I would not could not on a boat!

EXCELSIOR!


Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.

hey hey KIDS !
huhhuhuh :slight_smile:


Chief’s Domain - http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi

“Oh, how can you be
In two places at once
When you’re not anywhere
At alllllllllll?”

I’m here and it’s weirdly cool.


Official Poster of the Millenium

i’m kinda late.


what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox