Cosmopolitan: Three? Bwa Ha! I laugh at your puny bras! 
We big-knockered wimmin, we got five, six hooks-and-eyes, plus boning on the side to get in the way! Plus our bras are made of baling wire and burlap, with special winches to hold the straps in place . . .
Well, okay, I exaggerate a little, but I don’t think I currently own a bra that has fewer than four hooks. I can get them open one-handed on the first try about one time in four. The Spouse doesn’t even bother trying . . .
