And then my brain kicks in - you are talking about the past right?
The past, big time! I saw dinosaurs, man. (Well, OK, but I saw Nixon).
Yeah, especially in my pance.
But what’s a gurl?
What’s the difference?
It still kills kittens though, right?
The opposite to a boi.
This is absolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!! I’ve been laughing for the last five minutes!
If masturbation caused acne the earth would be, not a small blue dot, but a big yellowish pustule.
By the way, May is National Masturbation Month. Not counting today, we have three days left. Make 'em count! On a serious note, here is a list of answers to the question, “Why Masturbate,” taken from goodvibes.com, a site dedicated to sexual health and education.
Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun.
Because sexual pleasure is each person’s birthright.
Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex.
Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.
Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast infections for women.
Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout.
Because each person is their own best lover.
Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.
Actually, I read that vigorous lovemaking (with someone else) is a good cure for acne.
Ok, I read it in Adrian Mole but I’m not about to try and find out if it’s wrong!
Side note: an acquaintance of mine in high school convinced several girls that semen would help lessen, or even cure, acne. It’s unclear to me how he was suggesting that the … er … dosage … be administered, but I remember being at a party in which one of his… ah… patients shared this revelation with all of us, and was quite embarrassed when the theory was meant with much snickering and scorn.
Needless to say, the curative properties I mention above are not true, a point I make now in the event that high school boys of today are as manipulative as their 1979 counterparts were.
- Rick
Or you could use a padded wrist-rest, or just take a rest every 15 minutes or so…
No no no people…breaking out about the lips and chin is a sign that the there is cunnilingus afoot…at least for those with facial skin sensative to/in close proximity of um…certain places. She’s not jilling off. She’s jacking Jill. 