Masturbation and Statistics

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The other day I received the following in my email about how much men masturbate. The problem with the math, as you will see, is that it divides the week up into rigid 10 minute periods. Anyway, I was wondering what the correct way to solve the problem is:

"According too the well known ‘Kinsey Report’ On: “Sexual
Behavior In The Human Male” 98% of males (including married
men) admitted to masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week. (and,… 85% admitted premarital
sex; 50% admitted adultery)

Given consideration to the current male population:
Current population - 134,349,027 MEN in the United States
according to: (www.census.gov 7PM-EST 02/01/2000)

Lets Consider This:

It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to
masturbate.

Help Me Do The Numbers Here:

134,349,027 men in the United States X 3 wack-offs/week
= 403,047,081 wack-offs/week

6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week
= 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week

403,047,081 wack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
= 399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor)
= 391,851 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

And So the Conclusion it:

At any given moment (on average), 391,851 men in the United
States are wacking-off."

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Useful sex statistics:

  1. “According to the World Health Organization, there are 100 million [orgasms] every day, making it thousands of times more common than birth or death.” Cite: Saul, John Ralston. The Doubter’s Companion. Toronto: Penguin, 1995. Statistic from: The New Yorker, 29 November 1993, 8.

  2. 98% of men admit to masturbating. 2% of men are craven liars.

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3 times a week? I would have guessed 3 times a day. Men out there, you are getting flabby and out of shape. And don’t tell me that you are saving it for the wife. Now a new girlfriend may like it 3 or more times a day.

Seriously, I have heard the average male teenager averages about 3-5 times a day. As little a 3 times a week would indicate many adult males choose or care not to. Or am I just hornier.

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cooldude, you are one horny bastard. :smiley:

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Cooldude,
3 times a day? Ok… I’ve had days like that… but ** five **?!? Every day… oh wait… you said average. That means some days it’s like 2, somedays what - ten? yeep. I’m getting a cramp in my forearm just thinking of it.

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Not only are you a genius, CogitoErgoSum, but I really like your screen name as well!

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Yes, five.

Nannynannynannynannynanny.

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Just five?
Wimp! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Excuse me for a moment, I think I’m lagging behind.
Be back shortly…

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What defines ‘masturbation?’

Guess ya forgot to look.

People lie the most about their sexuality.

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On a bad day.

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Thank you Democritus, but I think the SN compliments should go to Handy in a thread like this.

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Is masterbation sinful?

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Yep. That is why it is so fun.

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My dad always told me that there are two kinds of liars in this world: those that say they never have and those that say they’ve quit.

I wish he wouldn’t tell me things like that.

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Only when egregiously misspelled.

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Well, count me in. (But not right now. I have to work the mouse…on my COMPUTER, you perverts!)

If what the Women’s Studies department at my school is to be believed, 98 million of those orgasms are male orgasms!

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lol, I was going to go back and change it, but this board doesn’t seem to allow you to edit posts. But since we’re on the topic, don’t you think you ought to have a hyphin in mis-spelled? …okay, maybe not

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I must be ambidextrous. I play with my mouse with my right hand, and my monkey with my left. I suppose most of you can not do both at one time, 3-10 TIMES A DAY!!! BHAHAHAHAHAH!!My left hand is getting anxious, so its off to a porn site for me.

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As computers and the internet became popular, new skills had to be learned. Wacking off with the left hand while mousing with the right is one of those skills. Still can’t write with my left hand though…