Well! That’s quite an answer you’ve come up with, janis_and_c0! Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
HardlySanguine: matched in round 1
cmkeller: matched in round 1
notfrommensa: size
Yeticus Rex: Freaky and Furious Frankenfurter, which our somewhat tipsy judge says is a match!
Dr. Girlfriend: athlete’s foot, which I have to confess, was the only answer I even thought would come up.
antonio107: Legs
So, that’s another match for janis_and_c0 in round 2, making the score 3-1. We turn now to Avarie537’s round 2 question. Let’s see, Yeticus Rex matched in round 1, so you may lay out this round. Other panelists, please PM me with your response to this:
Oh, of course. Athlete’s foot! :smack:
As I’ve said before, the amazing thing about this game is how there’ll be times when I’m so certain the answer I would give is the only sensible answer, and y’all amaze me every time. It’s why I love this game so!
Quote:
Frank said, “My wife is really getting on my nerves. Last year she wanted a new car, this year she wants a new house. Next year I’m thinking of getting her a new _______.”
Husband!!
Oh, my. Well, that’s a fine answer, Avarie537, but alas, I have not yet received replies from all our panelists yet.
Please stand by while I decide how to proceed.
The obvious and traditional way to handle a situation like this is to simply discard the contaminated question and go to a new one.
And it’s too late at night for me to fight that.
So, Avarie537, please sit tight for now and panelists, please PM me now with your replies to this new question (Yeticus Rex, you’re still laying out):
Very fast turnaround from our panelists means that now it is time for you to reply to the new question, Avarie537:
I hear Lindsay Lohan is having legal troubles again. Rumor has it, she’s using all this courtroom experience to prepare herself for a role as _______.
The Next Judge Judy
Oho! That’s quite a fine answer! Let’s see what the panelists said:
HardlySanguine: criminal
cmkeller: Winona Ryder
notfrommensa: Exhibit A in an ABC Afterschool special on Drug Abuse
Yeticus Rex: matched in round 1
Dr. Girlfriend: Paris Hilton
antonio107: a lawyer
Several fine answers in that bunch, but I’m afraid none matched yours, Avarie537. 
That’s good news for janis_and_c0, though, because it means she wins this game!
Congratulations!
Well, if I had to answer that one, I would have said “Prison Bitch with a pretty mouth”.
I’m planning to start a new game tonight around 6 p.m. ET
So sorry. Make that 8 p.m. ET
New game begins now!
The first 2 responses I receive via PM will be the contestants in this game. The next 6 will be the panelists.
Please PM me your best response to the following:
Okay, all responses are in!
So, contestant #1 is cmkeller. Please share with us now your response to this:
Hahaha! Poor Tom. Okay, cmkeller, let’s see what our panelists had to say:
Maus Magill: pair of pants
Dr. Girlfriend: jock strap, that’s a match!
HardlySanguine: thimble
notfrommensa: jock strap , another match!
Hoopy Frood: shoe
Yeticus Rex: cod piece, which our judge, after some research says is not a match. Sorry about that.
But, that’s two matches for cmkeller in round one, so we turn our attention now to our second question in this round, which is this:
Panelists, please PM me your responses now. Contestant #2, please sit tight until I contact you.
I should have gone with my original choice. I thought jockstrap first, but then chose shoe, since size 0 shoes don’t exist, and jockstraps don’t come in numbered sizes.
It’s what I get for overthinking things.
Someone want to explain the jockstrap answer to me? Is it related to this?
I don’t think there’s much to it outside of making a hee-hee about him having a tiny unit.