A jockstrap is a piece of equipment which an adult male would be embarrassed to ask for in a diminutive size.
Ahh, ok. I guess that makes sense.
For the record, I thought Tiny Tom would have a hard time buying CONDOMS in a size zero. Now I’ll sit tight and wait for the panelists to answer before I do! 
Puny Peter and Dainty Dick are the ones that can’t find condoms that fit.
See also:
Wispy Woody
Small Schlomo
Miniscule Morris
Undersized Urethra
Ok, that last one was a bit of a stretch! 
All right! All panelists’ answers are in, so it’s time now for antonio107 to give us your answer to this:
Putting aside the really horrible answers I thought of, I’m going to say a GARLIC FARMER.
What an excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
Maus Magill: garlic farmer , that’s a match!
Dr. Girlfriend: garlic factory, our judge says that’s close enough for a match!
HardlySanguine: priest
notfrommensa: understaker
Hoopy Frood: garlic farmer , for another match!
Yeticus Rex: The Cast from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
That’s three matches for antonio107 in round 1, so we go to round 2 with the score 3-2. The first question goes to our leader, that’s you, antonio107. Panelists HardlySanguine, notfrommensa, and Yeticus Rex, please PM me now with your answer to the following:
How did I never see this game???
I would love to play! I will be on the panel or as a contestant, whichever is needed.
Please PM me (so I’ll notice) when a new game is starting?
Richard Dawson left the Match Game back in the 70’s for the Family Feud, it was not an amicable breakup.
Ha. I was thinking Mr. Garlic Head (potato head/head of garlic, get it?) as a joke.
That was quick! Okay, antonio107, we are now ready for your response to this:
Shameless bump.
Free shameless bump with pizza purchase? Kind of an odd deal.
I’ve PMed antonio107 again, so hopefully if all is well with him, we’ll be getting going again soon.
From a cop’s baton? Excellent answer!
Oh hey. I have two private messages. Sorry! Am drowning at school.
There’s an occupy movement near my school, and so I hope that they’re throwing in a free BAR OF SOAP with that pizza.
No worries, antonio107, we’re glad everything is okay. That’s a marvelous answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
Maus Magill: matched in round 1
Dr. Girlfriend: matched in round 1
HardlySanguine: stick of deodorant, which our fume-woozy judge says is not a match
notfrommensa: extra cheese to go with their whine
Hoopy Frood: matched in round 1
Yeticus Rex: bull horn
So, alas, there were no additional matches for antonio107 in round 2. With the score still 3-2, that takes us to our round two question for cmkeller, which follows. Dr. Girlfriend and notfrommensa matched in round 1, so they lay out: other panelists, please PM me now with your response to this:
CORRECTION:
That question should read:
Woohoo! All the panelists’ answers are in!
cmkeller, it’s time now to share your answer!