Umm, no.
Shut up.
I can remember the last time I scored though! No old-timer’s disease yet!
Okay, the week after the holiday is in full swing, and all the panelists have been heard from, so now it’s time for Dr. Girlfriend to give us her response to this:
Wait. Chuck Norris can’t slam a revolving door?
He can’t slam a revolving door, but Chuck Norris can cook his Thanksgiving dinner just by…
Staring at it!
An excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
notfrommensa: kicking it
Maus Magill: glaring at it, which our judge says is a match!
cmkeller: staring at it , another match!
HardlySanguine: glaring at Emeril, so close, but not a match. 
Hoopy Frood: staring at it, another match!
Yeticus Rex: the fire in my eyes, which our judge, soaked in gravy and cranberry sauce, says is a match!
That’s 4 matches in round one for our first-time contestant! Wow!
So, with the score now 4-2, we go to round two: the first question goes to the leader, so Dr. Girlfriend, be thinking about your response while I ask notfrommensa and HardlySanguine, our unmatched panelists, to PM me now with their best answer to this:
Yow - good show, Dr. Girlfriend.
::Applauds Dr. G::
[Elvis] Thank yew! Thank yew very much! [/Elvis]
And we’re now all set for you to give us your answer, Dr. Girlfriend, to this:
That was quick!
Santa is gonna send those no-good lazy elves to work at Walmart!
Good answer! Good answer!
Oh, sorry…wrong game show. 
It is indeed a good answer! Let’s see how our panelists did:
notfrommensa: Donald Trump
Maus Magill: matched in round 1
cmkeller: matched in round 1
HardlySanguine: Wal*Mart, a match!
Hoopy Frood: matched in round 1
Yeticus Rex: matched in round 1
That gives Dr. Girlfriend 5 points as we move on to Dolores Reborn’s round two question. Maus Magill, cmkeller, Hoopy Frood, and Yeticus Rex, please PM me with your best response to this:
Oh, and Dolores: if you figure out a way to do Family Feud on the SDMB, please don’t keep it a secret!
Um, I’ve been running them for years! Here’s a link to the current one. It’s like Fast Money. Hurry - only 7 more entries available!
Well, isn’t that a hell of a thing. I’ll have to investigate further.
Well, we’re ready to proceed!
Dolores Reborn, please share with us now your best response to this:
office supplies?
An excellent answer! Let’s see what our panelists had to say:
notfrommensa: matched in round 1
Maus Magill: pink slips (Who knew that Dumb Donald was really Scrooge McDuck?)
cmkeller: eggs (Easter variety)
HardlySanguine: matched in round 1
Hoopy Frood: Valentine’s cards
Yeticus Rex: Easter eggs
Aw, I’m afraid that’s no matches for Dolores, which means our game ends with a score of 5-2 in favor of Dr. Girlfriend!
Congratulations to our latest champion, Dr. Girlfriend!
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