FWIW, I thought Dumb Donald might be giving B1*w Jobs at the office xmas party.
Strangely enough, the first thing that came to mind for me was hand jobs.
:D:D:D:D
Such dirty minds!!!

Congrats, Dr. G!
Here’s a switch: I’m [del]a little early[/del] right on time.
New game begins now!
Remember, the first two responses I get will be the contestants, the next six will be the panelists. Please PM me now with your best response to this:
Thank you, Dolores Reborn! Good game!
How did I miss the new game last night?
:fires off PM to KneadToKnow:
Room for one more panelist still!
I was thinking Herpes, myself!
Alright! We have our contestants now, so it’s time for panelist #1 to share with us:
Pray tell, cmkeller, what is your answer to this:
Score him some pot.
Fantastic!
Now, let’s see what the panelists had to say:
HardlySanguine: sing
Hoopy Frood: cross-dress as Anne Hathaway and co-host
Dr. Girlfriend: cut off his arm for the broadcast
antonio107: direct
Dolores Reborn: give him pointers
notfrommensa: be marvelous, simply marvelous
Aww. So, no matches in round 1 for cmkeller, I’m afraid. Some really great answers, I thought, but it’s the matching that counts!
Let’s turn now to Maus Magill’s question for round 1. Everybody plays! Maus, be thinking about your reply; panelists, please PM me now with your best response to this:
Okay, Maus Magill! All the panelists have had their say, and now it’s your turn to give us your best response to this:
I know that in my office, there are penguins who complain about the cold.
I’m going to have to go with: Penguins.
Of course, you’ll have to pronounce it like “Pen-goo-wins” as in “Pen-goo-wins is almost chicken.”
I’ll take your word for that! At any rate, it is a fine answer! Let’s see what our panelists came up with:
HardlySanguine: yetis
Hoopy Frood: polar bears
Dr. Girlfriend: snowmen
antonio107: snowmen
Dolores Reborn: minks
notfrommensa: chinchillas
Wow, that’s sad news for Maus Magill. So for the first time in my memory, we go to round two with the score 0-0. It’s a pitcher’s duel!
Alright, since there is no leader, we’ll do this in the same order as the first round, so this question is for cmkeller to consider as I ask all panelists to PM me now with their best answer:
Alright, cmkeller, the panelists’ answers are all in: it’s time for you to share with us your response to this:
Egg Nog
If it makes you feel better, Maus, I was thinking penguins too.
Ah, what a delightful (and tasty) answer! Let’s see how it fares with our panelists:
HardlySanguine: eggnog, there’s a match!
Hoopy Frood: Egg Nog , and another!
Dr. Girlfriend: Cheesecake
antonio107: Cooking Lard
Dolores Reborn: pie
notfrommensa: Great tasting chocolate candy bar
Very well, then, we finally have some matches going on! The score is now 2-0, in favor of cmkeller, as we proceed to Maus Magill’s round two question. Maus, please direct your thoughts towards this, as I ask the panelists to PM me with their best responses:
Thank heavens I didn’t go with potato latkes.