I have good news! All the panelists have had their say, and it’s time now for Maus Magill to share with us his answer to this:
What else could it be, but the Straight Dope Message Board ?
Now that is a first-class answer. It was, I daresay, the only answer that occurred to me when I heard the question.
Let’s see how it fares with the panel:
HardlySanguine: an erotica website
Hoopy Frood: goatse.cx
Dr. Girlfriend: Playgirl.com
antonio107: The SDMB! 
, for a match!
Dolores Reborn: Weird Al Yankovic’s fan page!
notfrommensa: www.straightdope.com, which our dizzy judge declares to be another match.
Which means this game has resulted in a TIE. More after these messages.
D’oh! :smack: I almost answered the Dope Message Board, but talked myself out of it at the last minute.
Sorry 'bout that Maus…
Okay, making things fair now by randomly selecting who goes first in the tie-breaker round.
Okay, for all the good the random number generator did me, I could’ve skipped that step. You go first again, cmkeller.
Tie breaker question, everyone plays!
Panelists, please PM me your best response now!
And now all have been heard from! Please grace us with your response now, cmkeller!
Well, there are two obvious choices, and I can only pick one, so I’ll go with…DERRIERE, and hope I don’t regret it.
A delectable answer, indeed! Let’s see how it matches up with our panelists:
HardlySanguine: Oranges
Hoopy Frood: assets, which due to a lack of any kind of lewd hints in the answer, the judge says must be taken literally and thus is no match
Dr. Girlfriend: backside, which is a match!
antonio107: Butt, which is another match!
Dolores Reborn: wallet, which may be close, but only spatially.
notfrommensa: Boobs, which I was shocked did not appear more frequently!
So, that’s 2 matches in the tie-breaker for cmkeller! We move now to Maus Magill’s tie-breaker question. Everyone plays!
I was thinking “money maker.” Probably too broad to be a match, but it made me snicker internally. Edit: I do like “assets” as an answer. Heh.
Yeh, I like assets, too.
If there’d been so much as a 
with it, I’d have taken “assets” as a double entendre. As it was, I couldn’t justify making the leap.
The Judge is obviously not in the Xmas spirit. Cuz I would have ruled it a match.
I smell a “fix”. :eek: We need full financial disclosure!!
I can verify that I have not recently passed any large bills to KneadtoKnow.
“Recently”
“any large bills”
Johnnie Cochran would have a field day with those ambiguous words and phrases.
Small bills are easier to spend… the cashiers don’t give you dirty looks for trying to break a $100… 
Aw, you guys are so sweet to think that I’d even know how to pull off a good cheating scheme. I’m flattered.
FTR, I thought the double entendre of assets was so obvious that I didn’t need to point it out in my answer.
But judges’ decisions final and all that…
(Besides, mine was the only double-entendre answer, so you could argue by its very nature of the meaning being intentionally ambiguous that it isn’t an actual match except with another double-entendre answer.)
I am happy to say that all panelists have now been heard from, so it’s time now for Maus Magill to share with us his answer!
Why a Blowtorch, of course. That way , you cut down on the heating bill, too.