Actually, you have the choice of Chocolate or Turtle wax. 
When I was kid I always thought it was “Party” Gifts.
Also when I was a kid, the voice-over announcers would frequently say Match Game is brought to you by [Insert Sponsor Here].
When I was about 6 or 7 yrs old, I remember going to my mother and asking her what the word “isbroughttoyouby” meant. It took several tries before she figured out what I was talking about.
Great game, Dr. Girlfriend!
“Mountain Dew” was my first thought, but I was afraid it wouldn’t be a thing anyone else knew.
I’ll leave the emcee position available for now. If anyone wants to give it a go, step right up. If Monday comes and we’re still here, I’ll plan to start a new game then.
Ah, what the heck, I’ll give it a go, if no one minds.
If no one objects, I’ll start the submission process at noon EST.
Go for it, Maus!
Just so I have the ordering of the rounds correct:
On round two, the lower score goes first, and if they do not beat the higher score, the higher score wins.
Correct?
No, the leader going into Round 2 goes first.
if the person losing going into round 2 goes first, and does not pass the leader, then we don’t get the 4th question.
The order given by notfrommensa is the way we have been playing it.
I believe the rules changed at some point during the show, as the early years (74-75, at least) do not play it this way, but I like it because it keeps a little suspense and leads to fewer 3-question games.
Looking forward to your turn as emcee, Maus! Feel free to PM me if you’d like any pointers.
Sweet. Thanks. New game starts in a few.
New Game begins now.
Standard entry rules apply. The fist two peoples who PM me will be the contestants, and the next six will be the panel.
Please PM me with your response to:
I forgot to mention, since the banter is the best part of Match Game, please feel free to provide some lead in into your answer. I’ll print what you submit, unless there are rules violations or you tell me not to.
Chocolate Turtle Wax? Sounds weird… 
There are still spots open for panelists, so if you’re wanting to play, please PM me with your response to:
Well of course it does. Chocolate turtles aren’t for waxing, they’re for eating.
And now I want Chocolate turtles.
I have room for three more panelists. If you would like to participate, please PM me with an response to this clue:
I was picturing chocolate flavored Turtle Wax. Probably not good for eating or putting on your car. :eek:
If I knew who the heck Adele was or what or how she sang I might play this game. If anyone that is not playing wants to give me a hint. PM me
Adele is the newest British soul singer, who sound twice her age. Unlike Amy Winehouse, I don’t think she’s going to drink herself to an early grave.
She also won a shitload of Grammies last week.
There is still room for panelists.