Two more slots.
I have one more slot open. I promise the next clues will be better.
Sucky Answer PMed to MM.
Just saw a youtube of Adele. Hated it.
Don’t worry about the quality of the answer.
We’re full. The contestants and panel are:
Contestant 1: KneadToKnow
Contestant 2: Dr. Girlfriend
Panel 1: Richard Dawson aka etv78
Panel 2: Dolores Reborn
Panel 3: cmkeller
Panel 4: janis_and_c0
Panel 5: Intergalactic Gladiator
Panel 6: notfrommensa
KneadToKnow, please post your answer to:
Well, and I say this knowing virtually nothing about the artist or her work, but having read a list of titles of her singles on Wikipedia, I suspect that in an attempt to be more upbeat she named it “Death.”

Good answer. Here’s what our panel has to say:
Richard Dawson aka etv78: Chasing Men
Dolores Reborn: Flying in the Sky
cmkeller: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING
janis_and_c0: Grammy
Nipsy Russel doing an incredible Intergalactic Gladiator Impression:
She wanted it catchy, an upbeat jingle
So she named her tune “Adele’s New Upbeat Single.”
notfrommensa: Someone Likes to Screw
Great answers, all, despite the quality of the question. Who write this stuff? Unfortunately for KneadToKnow, there were no matches.
Panel, Dr. Girlfriend, the next clue is:
We are waiting for one more response.
All the panelists have sent in their answers.
Dr. Girlfriend, please post your response to:
Paging Dr. Girlfriend
Paging Dr. Girlfriend
Dr. Girlfriend please post your response to:
Sorry I just missed you last night!
He’s complaining because his artificial leg is hurting…
Good answer, Dr. Girlfriend.
You said,
[QUOTE=Dr. Girlfriend]
He’s complaining because his artificial leg is hurting…
[/QUOTE]
Let’s see what the panelists had to say:
[QUOTE=Richard Dawson aka etv78]
Bill.
[/QUOTE]
As in duck bill - Confirmed via PM
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
Hair.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cmkeller]
hair
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=janis_and_c0]
Hump (hunchback)
[/QUOTE]
I guess that’s why he’s so gruesome.
[QUOTE=Nipsy Russel doing an incredible Intergalactic Gladiator Impression]
Grusome George is a bit of a schnook
He went to the doc to complain about his pocketbook
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=notfrommensa]
Nose, aka (Ducks’s Bill)
[/QUOTE]
We had four matches, unfortunately, they were all among the panelists.
The score currently stands:
Contestant 1: KneadToKnow - 0 Matches
Contestant 2: Dr. Girlfriend - 0 Matches
So after round one, it’s a tie.
We’ll return after this message from our sponsors.
Gotta love these pitcher’s duels.
Aaand we’re back. The score is zero-zero. I flipped a coin and KneadToKnow is up first.
Panel, please PM me your response to:
Okay - All the panelists have PM’ed me their responses. KneadToKnow, please give us your response to:
Word on the street is that Brittany’s favorite position is cowgirl.
My record keeping is flawless, but my memory is not. I have everyone’s (but Rebo’s) response on a notepad on my work desktop. I’ll update in the morning.
Aanndd we’re back. KneadToKnow turned his answer,Saturday.
The Clue was:
He said:
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
Word on the street is that Brittany’s favorite position is cowgirl.
[/QUOTE]
Let’s see what the panel had to say:
[QUOTE=Richard Dawson aka etv78]
missionary
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
Lay-up!
[/QUOTE]
This could go eitherway, but it’s a moot point. Sorry.
[QUOTE=cmkeller]
missionary
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=janis_and_c0]
bench warmer
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nipsy Russel doing an incredible Intergalactic Gladiator Impression]
Brittany said she’s a good ball player - far ahead of the pack.
She said her favorite postion is when she’s on her back
[/QUOTE]
Which sounds like missionary to me.
[QUOTE=notfrommensa]
Answer Quarterback!
[/QUOTE]
Unless “Cowgirl” is something that the kids are all saying nowadays, someone needs a dirtier mind.
It’s still a pitchers’ battle as we go into Round 2 - Question 2 right after this word from Gleen Toothpaste. It makes a great gift.
His mind is dirty enough. “Cowgirl” is a position in the same category as “missionary”, it’s just the opposite partner positions. Think of Brittany as “riding”…
Checking the Urban Dictionary (which is difficult, since it’s blocked at work, and it didn’t show correctly in Opera for Android) confirms cmkeller. It seems I need to get out more.
Since cowgirl is a different position position than missionary, and the ambiguity in Rebo’s answer I going to confer with the judges.
Feh. I knew I should’ve gone with something less exotic. Brittany just seemed like more of a sport.
