Oh, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to think of Matt Gaetz sweating and twitching, trying not to look at the Sword of Damocles hanging over his head by the thinnest of threads…
I think it’s possible that Gaetz is stupid enough that he thinks Trump will pardon him when he wins the 2022 election…
Or even sooner than that, when T is restored to his rightful place in the Oval Throne Room, expected this coming August.
Mr Pillow says the Supreme Court is going to step in and reinstate him.
Yep, any day now, that’s for sure…
Two weeks, silly. Every body knows it’s two weeks.
Not the kind of headline a politician likes to see: Rep. Matt Gaetz Snorted Cocaine With Megan Zalonka, Escort Who Had ‘No Show’ Gov’t Job (thedailybeast.com)
Well, maybe Charlie Wilson would have taken a certain pride in it.
wingman pleads guilty to 6 counts including trafficking a minor
Has anybody called this guy a pimp yet?
You mean today?
No need. He has pimps on speed dial.
Somebody flew a plane over the courthouse where Greenberg appeared today, towing a sign that said “Tick tock, Matt Gaetz”
My hero 
Tick tock, indeed:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/21/politics/gaetz-investigators-cooperation-ex-girlfriend/index.html
The woman, a former Capitol Hill staffer, is seen as a critical witness, as she has been linked to Gaetz as far back as the summer of 2017, a period of time that has emerged as a key window of scrutiny for investigators. She can also help investigators understand the relevance of hundreds of transactions they have obtained records of, including those involving alleged payments for sex, the sources said.
And at the end of the article:
There are new signs of investigative activity too, after sources had recently told CNN the FBI was mostly done gathering evidence.
One person familiar with the matter said that federal investigators have sought information from new witnesses as recently as this month, including communications and payments from a group of men that included Gaetz and Greenberg.
Decisions on whether to charge Gaetz have yet to be made and will fall to prosecutors in the public integrity section of the Justice Department. That decision is likely to take some time, CNN has reported, as the Justice Department considers whether there’s sufficient evidence for an indictment.
Here’s hoping!
“Sometimes they get stuck in corners but for the most part, they can figure it out.”
Tuckers guest chicken enthusiast, being unintentionally profound.
And the latest:
For some reason I’m now waiting for the revelation that Matt Gaetz fucked a Roomba.
…and then paid Joel Greenberg.
That could give the Robot Rights movement the push it really needs.
Or it could be the birth of Skynet. The movies never have really explained why Skynet wanted to destroy humanity.