I too had a terrible experience working for Toys R Us. The store was probably the second worst place I’ve worked.
Of course you must.
I hope Diabetic Barbie carries a Glucose rescue pen as well.
Well, if she doesn’t, I can cover her. I definitely know the signs of low BG.
Oh, Barbie. We’re sisters in our sufferin’! 
You’re gonna need the Dialysis Dream House.
Hey, that sounds fun. NOT!