Mattress Firm says 8 yrs and your mattress is full of skin/dust mites

[oliversarmy]

I’ m glad that I live in a time that this is a question or a problem.

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@JoelUpchurch

@pravnik

@Nametag

Mites live in mattresses,
and have tiny mites to bite 'em;
tiny mites have lesser mites,
and so ad infinitum

That’s awesome. Is that yours?

It appears to be a paraphrase of Jonathan Swift. Good one thou.

So nat’ralists observe, a flea
Hath smaller fleas that on him prey,
And these have smaller fleas that bite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum.

Actually, more due to Augustus de Morgan:

“Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.
And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.”