This shouldn’t be funny, but I can’t help but hear that in a Borat voice.
Koppel got to you, didn’t he?
No pun was intended, I assure you. And you are welcome.
No, I’m arguing with you about Nicole Ritchie. YOU are arguing about pointless semantic minutiae, which is what I don’t care about.
Your indignant frothing about
Yes.
Which A) wasn’t a comment made by me, so why you’re even bringing that up in response to me is a definite mystery, and B) has absolutely zip to do with Nicole Ritchie’s parents and her sense of self-identity.
Not everyone is as hung up on literalist semantics as you are. Crying about it won’t help you any.
I have. You pathetically attempted to hide from my answers behind semanticism.
I can practically hear the mournful violin music in the background. Those are wonderful stories…you should tell us who they really happened to, so we can congratulate them.
So, all of these great things you’ve done give you a pass when you laugh at the daughter of a black couple for daring to think that she’s like her parents, because as the scion of an African-American singer who isn’t black enough, in your opinion, she doesn’t have the “ghetto cred” to deserve that appellation?
How many civil rights rallies do I have to attend before I can be an official Adjudicator of the African-American Experience too, and be able to tell black people that they just aren’t Black Enough by my exacting standards?
This should be "Your ignorant frothing about “chumming the waters to see what pops up” is a laughably transparent attempt to redirect the blame for your hijack on to me.
Nice attempt at trying to call me a troll without actually, y’know, SAYING troll, though.
Hmm…is there a membership card I need to get punched at each visit or something, Contrapuntal?
Here in Florida they just scan your Black Card. I was issued one by accident back in high school due to a busing error. These days I only use it when I stroll through the black neighborhoods.
I got mine on ebay.
In my day, it was a Ghetto Pass. Man, everything’s PC now.
Back when I was a kid, we used tar as our black pass.
And we liked it!
GuyNBlueJeans has to be the only Doper ever to go from an OP that makes racist allegations that links to neo-Nazi sites to an OP asking how to make a good kite. That’s gotta be at least 75 non-sequitur points. (I wonder if the ‘t’ in kite was supposed to be a k and he’s just waiting to bring up Koppel again?
Of course you’d only use good white pine and white sheets.
You had tar? When I was a kid, we used to have to use pumice and trilobite shit! And we liked it!
You had pumice and tar? When I was a kid and we went through an area where black folks lived we’d just yell out “Any one of you messes with us, you’re getting sold to Mississippi and or Louisiana!” Never had a problem.
Due to the fact that I have no fucking clue what this thread is supposed to be about at this point, I will opt out and instead present a rewind…
Khan, because of this:
and this:
and this:
you are my new hero. affixes gold star to Khan’s lapel Wear it with pride, buddy.
In my best Kelsey Grammer as Frasier decides to be helpful voice,
With thanks to Happy Lendervedder and the friendly all-white news team at post 210, perhaps you’ll remember better with a song. Perhaps, one with a melody by Mr. Billy Joel. Jewish, but caucasian.
{ahem}
Paris Hilton, Aryans, racial bias, media
Ted Koppel, Rupert Murdoch, Gettin’ Ready Rag.
Fox News, N-word, Stripper rape, James Byrd
Leonard Pitts, Nazi shits, the murders of two fags.
Left wing mods and assholes, is the OP a troll?
Interracial, fallacious, final solution 88 skinheads.
Mental illness, hate crimes, legislation, Kris Kime
Brainwashed shitheads, walk in the ghetto your white ass is dead
We didn’t write the OP
We thought it was just bitchin’
About Paris Hilton
We didn’t write the OP
We didn’t start the hijinks
But we clicked on its links.
Al Sharpton, Zionism, Porno fills BlueJeans with jism
“Spoiled Rotten Racist Blacks”, ‘no jews just right’.
Satan and his news team, You Tube, You’ll Scream
Eurasian, you’re Caucasian or you are just white
Masturbation is a sin, GuyNBlueJeans back again,
Borgia says crazy kinda hazy Really is he a troll?
Duke Lacrosse team, media, athletes and etcetera.
Nancy Graceless and what race is Lionel Richie’s Nicole?
We didn’t write the OP
We thought it was just bitchin’
About Paris Hilton
We didn’t write the OP
We didn’t start the hijinks
But we clicked on its links.
You are my hero, sir.
I was just listening to a Billy Joel mix. But that song was not on there. I just thought you all should know that.
applause
You just couldn’t wait for the opportunity to post that, eh?
Oh, but thanks for sticking a Billy Joel song in my head. Really. Thanks.
I fucking hate Billy Joel. :mad: