I realize that the headline is pure clickbait, but it’s also completely true, which makes it irresistable.
I thought that a comedian named after two Old Testament prophets seemed unlikely, so I had to look him up.
Sure enough, that’s his real name. Unsurprisingly, he was born to Evangelical parents. They must be so proud.
What will he ban next, snowballs? Oh, the ignominy. The man must be stopped! Ooo, that dog has a poofy tail!
I’ve spent some time in Hell (my brother lives in nearby Dexter). It’s a fun little town.
All kidding aside, if we get rid of heterosexuality, within a few generations all will be well with planet earth.
I’m sure right wing pundits all over the country are besides themselves with joy. Now they have proof of the gay agenda and how heterosexuals are under attack. All they have to do is strip out the context and irony, which most of their audience wouldn’t have gotten anyway. Elijah Daniel will help get a lot of anti-gay laws enacted.
If you’re already stripping out context and irony, you can paint almost any action any way you want.
I’m bi. Am I in or out?
In about 100 years from the date, Planet Earth will cease to have any problems what so ever.
There’s no reason to hand people ammunition they can use to shoot you.
When the opposition makes hay out of tan suits and Dijon mustard, why bother to give that much consideration? I’m not interested in paralyzing myself with overanalysis.
And it’s pure coincidence that the first town that would have him was named “Hell”?
You just told us about it, so you’re clearly out.
He bought that mayor’s position for $100.
According to some news item I saw on-line yesterday, after he made that proclamation, he was promptly (within the hour) impeached and removed.
If only our nationwide elected legislators could be as responsive.
I wonder if he’s ever been to the Gay Bar in Gay, Michigan.
Here’s what the Young Turks had to say about it. SFW.
:p :DLighten up, Francis.
Sounds like he got the him kicked out of Hell.
Huh, I live in an unincorporated town and we don’t have a mayor. The only entities we answer to are the county, then the state and then the feds.
There has been talk of an HOA but most of us like being able to do what we want as long as we follow the county/state/fed rules.
Nothing like being able to shoot fireworks off now that they are legal for various periods of times vs some cities have them banned completely other than snakes/smoke bombs and sparklers (again), having as many registered/tagged cars sitting around as we want in the yard (4 drivers = a lot more drive-able vehicles than that) and, yes, if a sick raccoon shows up we can legally kill it. I was really grateful to my (now in a nursing home) neighbor who popped the sickly 2 that were staggering around in our yard.
I don’t think Hell does either. This position seems to have been created by a local business for the purpose of getting people to pay $100 for a certificate and a T-shirt.
I mean, doesn’t “unincorporated” by definition mean there is no town government, so there can’t be a mayor - or at least, not one with any official powers?