I think this speaks for itself.
Wait, no it doesn’t - because it doesn’t say that it’s a town of complete fucking idiots (ok, aside from the rational few who all seem to inhabit one lonely restaurant in town).
Surreal! I can’t believe my eyes. How stupid is that? Not only is it stupid, I think it’s offensive to non-Xians.
Thank you super_head for giving me a good laugh! 
No, no, no. It has nothing to do with Christians. Lucifer never pays his parking tickets and always runs out on his bar tabs.
I wonder who they’ll blame things on when the next insert next bad thing here happens.
Neighbor: “Can’t blame Satan, remember he’s barred from the town.”
2nd Neighbor: “Maybe it was that Loki fella”
Oh.
My.
er, goodness. 
What a load of horseshit.
Esprix
I had forgotten that, Beeblebrox!
I think that pretty well sums it up…
then
It used to be Satan’s town; she’s been mayor for 10 years - I think we have an uppity minion of Satan trying to upstage her boss.
Yet, I sure wish my mayor had been appointed by God.
That’s fucking outrageous. I’m resonably sure God wouldn’t go appointing mayors of little jerkoff towns in the middle of nowhere. And it’s not like people need Satan to provoke them to do horrible things anyway. If I was a criminal, I’d be tempted to go there and set the mayor’s car on fire or something to prove that they’re morons.
I checked 3 times to make sure that this wasn’t an Onion article. If I lived there, I would put up posts across form hers that say satan is welcome.
Jeeves
And, of course, she’s doing it “for the children.”
Sad thing is, I doubt they’d get her ousted from office either by vote or by law.
Esprix
Sooo… since when is the Prince of Lies, Lord of Deceit, the Great Beast chained forever in the frozen heart of Hell, bound by the bylaws of Inglis, Florida? I’ve met a lot of people with a poor grasp of the Seperation of Church and State, but usually in the other direction.
So, any Satanists on the board up for a road-trip?
This is my favorite part:
Gee, that’s a shocker. :rolleyes:
And just what kind of town has a bar called the Mouse Trap?
And a bit embarrassing to Christians who have an ounce of common sense.
Do people really think Satan is gonna walk up to the city limits, see the pamphelts and think to himself, “Well, shit. I know when I’m not wanted. Guess I’ll just have to hang out in Miami some more.”
Yes, self-righteousness can be very comforting. To do this on her own is one thing, to do it as an act of government policy (putting it on ofiicial stationery with gold seal) is a violation of separation of church and state.
Of course drunken drivers, chold molestors, and theft is all the action of Satan, not of the individual performing the crime. If this is the official government stance down there, I feel like drving through town drunk and stealing a few things. My defence will be, of course, “the Devil made me do it.”
I hope real soon a court steps in and sets her straight. That sort of thing has no place in government acts.
Are we sure it didn’t say Santa, like that other town?
What fascinates me most about this is that it smacks heavily of witchcraft.
Four proclamations, sealed with gold, inside hollowed-out fenceposts at the entrances to town? “The body of Jesus Christ, those citizens cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb, hereby join together to bind the forces of evil in the Holy Name of Jesus.” Seems like a collaborative binding spell to me.
Yup! That’s exactly what it is.
Now who gets to tell Carolyn Risher?
Are we 100% sure that this isn’t a joke?
:eek:
Oh oh I know where I’m going on my next vacation.
Gotta unpack my black trench coat, fidora , leather boots and gloves and my mirrored sunglasses.
Muwhahaha
I wonder if I’d burst into flames upon entering the city limits.
Jesus Wept.
The funny thing is, she’s setting herself as having some supernatuiral power over Satan that an ordinary citizen lacks.
Imagine what this would play like in Washington:
“I am the light of the world . Whoever follows me will never walk with darkness but will have the light of life.” Declared President Bush . Bush then blessed the crowd. “Blessed are the meek. For they shall inherit tax cuts.” Colin Powell betrayed him to the UN for forty pieces of silver, and a constitutional crisis erupted over whether Cheney was obliged to return the presidency to the resurrected commander-in-chief.