MC Hammer Toes

Factual Questions
1

My my my toes bend down so hard
Makes me say “Oh my Lord”
Why you do you curse me
With the toes that bow on two hype feet
It looks so dumb when I look down there
Is there any way to non-surgically repair
straighten my didjuts
Ugly ones that (uh) you can’t touch?

You can’t touch these
You can’t touch these
You can’t touch these

Break 'em down

Stop, Hammer time

2

This seems to be the question. I don’t think the aesthetic values of a toe has any relevance to one’s capability of touching it. YMMV.

3

True, but they’re icky. You wouldn’t WANT to touch them (not that you necessarily would anyway…)

Maybe should have changed it to “she won’t suck”

Maybe not.