McCain's new slogan: "Change Is Coming"

That might make the next debate worth watching.

Thank you; I value open mindedness above all else. Even though my Darling Marcie often says I am deranged and delusional.

I doubt anything else would.

Given what we have put up with over the past 8 years and throughout this campaign, I commend you on your restraint. Admirable, sir, admirable.

Wrong. John McCain pines for the loss of the telegraph, and hopes that it will return to take down the younger, hipper usurper: the intertubes.

Oops, I think you meant Pony Express…

He pines for a house on Halloween ‘Loaded down with Goodies’ to entice voters. Until *‘That One’ *shoves him into the oven, anyway…