NPR has been doing a series on McConnell over the last few days.
NPR does reach a lot of McConnell voters, don’t they?
NPR certainly broadcasts in Kentucky, like Pepe le Peu pitches woo.
What a fucked up asshole. Seriously, there are no words. Putting your opponent’s name on a mock tombstone. If only Kentuckians had the sense to vote against this sucker of orange cock.
What do you mean? ‘Lowlife’ is a word, ‘vile’ is a word, ‘indecent’ is a word, ‘typical’ is a word…
But those that we have previously called lowlife or vile or indecent pale in comparison to Moscow Massacre Mitch McTurtle. There need to be more profound words to describe the depth of his depravity.
OK, then, “McConnell” is a word. And apologies to anyone else who happens to carry that surname.
Perhaps at some point “Mitch” and “Donald” will be as unthinkable names for children as “Adolf”, “Benedict”, “Lee Harvey”, and “John Wilkes” are now.
Not any more. It’s hard to see any twinkles beneath the sad tears he sheds when his delicate fee-fees are hurt by the name “MOSCOW MITCH”. 
I thought that was a teardrop tattoo, like you get if you’ve murdered someone.
“Moscow Mitch, Putin’s little…”
“Mitch McKremlin, Russia’s little gremlin”?
“Rigor mortis tortoise”?
(From the Pit thread…)
When I was a lad, we were subjected to Civil Defense cartoons featuring a CD turtle offering us advice on how to survive a thermonuclear bomb. Steal that image and use the legend “Suck! and Cover!!”.
Or Suck The Coward, in Mitch’s case.
“Republican”.
Just scratching a mental itch, I google what’s his net worth? I got 22 million. Naturally, I’m thinking modest living habits and shrewd investment.
If Trump and McConnell lose, then I’m hosting a party, and you’re all invited*. But seriously, Trump obviously has no place being president. Neither by ability nor character. But McConnell is just pure vile evil. He’s everything that is wrong with any political system.
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- Offer not valid in this universe.
He married someone with an MBA from Harvard and a rich family. She’s dabbled in lower paying appointed political positions but has been the primary earner in the household between those periods. Then his mother in law died and his wife received an inheritance in the 5-25 million mandatory reporting band in 2007.
From the Washington Post fact check when his 2014 opponent tried implying something more nefarious about his net worth and it’s rapid increase:
I probably shouldn’t be surprised it’s coming up again. There are still people that question Obama’s birth certificate. :smack:
How are the early Kentucky polls looking? Does McGrath have a chance?
McConnel’s campaign Twitter account was just suspended for posting protestors swearing outside his home. Interestingly, the account wasn’t suspended when he posted pictures of tombstones with his political opponent’s names on them.