I have been in McDonald’s restaurants in Missouri, Michigan, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, and Arizona. I have also been the rest rooms of most of the McDonald’s I have been in.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE FILTH?!
My god, these places are cesspits! LITERALLY! Shit and piss and blood and bowl water on the seats. On the floors. On the walls. On the fucking ceiling! HOW does one shit on the CEILING? What. The. Fuck.
Now, I understand that many little children visit these little rooms. I understand that children have poor personal hygiene. But the baby isn’t the one leaving the shit-filled diaper on the floor! Holy fuck, I’ve met dogs with better bathroom habits.
But if you manage to slog through the Swamp of Bodily waste (wear rubber boots, not sandals - pro tip) and avoid the busted toilets with the assgaskets strewn about like party decorations the day after New Year’s and find the sinks you’ll find soap spewed like the money shot in a bad porn all over the basins and counters and mirrors. The taps - the ones that are working at all - will either dispense ice water or something just short of steam. Good luck finding anything to wipe your hands on, or dry them off.
More and more I see McDonald’s installing auto-flushers - yay! Toilet geysers. Holy fuck, if I wanted to see multi-colored water shooting up vertically I’d go to fucking Yellowstone! - and auto water taps and towel dispensers and hand dryers but why? It does no good! Their rest rooms are still conglomerations of shit, piss, menstrual blood, various “sanitary products” with or without menstrual blood in/on them, discarded diapers, toilet paper, towels, discarded food! (Og help us - is something eating in here? :eek: ), crushed flies, possibly other crushed bugs, and things I didn’t want to look at long enough to identify them.
Why? WHY? My god this is hideous.
::: runs off to find bleach :::