Yep, I’m the girl. But there will be no kicking of asses on my watch! Unless you’re defending me from a mugger or other ruffian type. Then you’d be my hero!
Do you find this approach often works with women?
And thank you, yes I do.
Heh, none of my approaches seem to work with women, so after a while, you just give up trying to be poetic and say what you think.
"Not only are you cute, but you’ve got a nice rack.
Do you find this approach often works with women?"
Could work at the pool table places
Jesus Christ!
Sorry.
Heh. Someone had to say that. I ain’t the type to get cross about it.
I resent the implication that I look like this, sir! Humph! 
Well, here I am (I’m the one that’s not an elephant). The photos about a year old, but I still look more or less like that.
(And no, I don’t normally wear a hat or carry an elephant. It just happens that the photo, which was done as a joke, is one of the few ones of me that turned out well).
No need to spare us. We may (“may?” who is he kidding? “will” is more like it!) even enjoy it. C’mon! You owe me after I found those nekkid pictures of Betty White for ya! (hmmmm, she runs–at her own expense–a message board you’ve been known to frequent and you linked some dirty pictures. who exactly owes whom here?)
Jin, all I can say is that, were I substantially younger, I’d be one of the guys setting his cap for you.