ME:setup YOU:punchline

OK, I know that the disparity in age between Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones has been comedy fodder since they hooked up, but…

Just now flipping through the “news lite” sections of the Sunday paper, I learned that they share the same birthday (September 25)!

Surely there must be some Freudian/Electra Complex joke here, I just can’t figure out what it is. Any suggestions?

and for anyone still paying attention, Hilary Duff ceases to be jail bait on Wednesday

Yeah, but that’s only if you switch his birth date to the Gregorian calendar.

I’m already LOL at that one. Thanx.

I think this is the greatest news of all.

Considering good ol’ Catherine can’t decide how old she is anyway, he probably isn’t that much older in the first place. I think she’s had at least two different documents made public with differing birthdates.