Doh!
The goofy translations are due to a technical limitation.
The game originally was in Japanese. Typically, a Japanese sentence is shorter than English, so when they do the translation, there is not enough room for the proper English sentences so they shave out the, uh, unnecessary words.
I am giving them the benefit of the doubt so that they knew what they were doing, though 
It’s a trap!
What’s “when come back, bring pie” from? Weebl and Bob, I think?
Nah, my aunt Hazel really likes pie and she always tells uncle Bob to grab a pie on his way home. A lot of people respond to that with “Bob’s your uncle?”
Somebody set up us a book , too. All your answers are there.
Heh. Loved the link, Zelmph(!). I see they messed up the “set up us the bomb” quote too.
Yes. See Weebl and Bob.
Gary Larson would probably sue me for this.
That was my bad.
I was the guy who made the weird song that goes along with the video (http://www.mp3.com/tlmom if you’d like to get the MP3). When entering the opening dialogue into a text-to-speech program to do the voices at the beginning, I mistyped the “Somebody/Someone…” line.
Nobody seemed to notice this for several months. 
It’s hard to belive how long it’s been since thes silly phrase started…
… then Foxtrot got into the act. I wish I would have saved the comics section of the Dallas Morning News from that day.
The best I could do was to change the splash screen for our Oracle Applications.
