Many of you may remember a highly-publicized study from a year or two ago. The U.S. government commissioned the IOM (I think… Too many acronyms floating around in my head) to determine whether or not pot has medicinal benefits. To nobody’s surprise the study concluded that yes, marijuana has medicinal benefits, and no, it is not a gateway drug. Government’s response? We need more research. Nevermind that people have been using this stuff for 6,000 years. Nevermind that friggin’ Queen Victoria used pot for medicinal purposes. Nevermind that cancer patients with a few months to live aren’t really that concerned about contracting lung cancer which takes twenty years to develop. F-'em all. We’re the government and we can do whatever the hell we want. At least that’s the message I’m taking away from the table. Eight or ten years from now, they’ll commission an identical study which will yield identical results and prompt them to again say that “more research needs to be done.”
A couple years ago, a person in a wheelchair approached Rep. Bob Barr and begged him to help make her medicine legal. He shrugged her off, calling her “a prop.” F’-em all. The more you listen, the louder this message seems to resound.
I don’t think it’s any small coincidence that the two groups who stand to lose the most money from legalization (alcohol industry, pot’s recreational competition, and the pharmaceutical industry, their medicinal competition [after all, you can’t patent a plant]), are the two biggest contributors to political campaigns in the country. It’s also kind of fishy that the Partnership for a Drug Free America, who demonizes pot, but barely mentions hard drugs, and NEVER mentions alcohol, receives 75% of its funding from - you guessed it! - the alcohol industry.
Don’t you think that it’s kind of funny that Marinol was quickly and painlessly approved? No uproar, no politicians screaming “WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!,” no nothing. Why? Well, the pharmaceutical people were profitting off of it. In approving Marinol, the government essentially admitted pot has medical uses. Yet this semi-innocuous plant still bears the infamous Schedule 1 designation. It’s right there alongside heroin, crack, and methamphetamine (though the pharms milked that last one for all they could. Ever heard of Benzedrine, the number one prescription drug of the 50s and 60s? It was meth.)
But enough ranting. I have some …
Possibly helpful advice for those who don’t want to irritate their lungs with pot smoke, but can’t keep a brownie or a pill down.
Vaporization. This is where you heat marijuana to the point of THC vaporization, but not to the point of full combustion. The vapor has sort of a piney taste and is very smooth going down. I’m not sure if all the right chemicals would vaporize for it to be useful as medical marijuana, but it’s worth a try.
Basically there are two kinds of vaporizors. The cheap one is called a bubble. It’s about 30 bucks. It’s basically a pyrex ball connected to a stem. Hold a lighter under it at just the right spot and you’ll get it to vaporize. It may take some practice to keep it from combusting, though.
A more expensive option is an electric vaporizer that heats the pot to just the right temperature. These costs about $60-100. They don’t have any temperature gauge, so you just kind of have to trust them, I guess. In my experience, they work well.
I have also seen a vaporizer that you can actually adjust the temp on, but it was hideously expensive. About $400, I think.