Ah, (ahem) … (rummages through purse for handkerchief, pretends to cough) - I didn’t realize you’d want to get into that sort of thing right away. But since the husband is busy at the bank with those dreadful hillbillies … well, why don’t *you * go ahead and tell it?
And Brooklynites.
Harya?
Eve’s bin ovah da bridge a couple times ta check out our boneyards. And she still roots fa da Dodguhs, so she’s an okay dame. Youghtta come too, sometime.
And welcome ta da bawds.
Thanks Ike! I lived in Brooklyn meself for a bit - lived in NYC for almost 10 years. There’s NO pizza in LA. None.
Mrs. Drysdale is always trying to get me to move to Beverly Hills (“swimming pools! movie stars!”) and I am always trying to get her back to Broadway (“Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope!”).
Stupid country, laying there like a big pancake between us, keeping us from having fun together.
Oooooog, tell me about it.
There was a “Best Pizza You Ever Had!” thread going on recently that seemed to be occupied entirely by west coasters and midwesterners, and I had to cover my keyboard with a brocaded pillow to keep from lashing out at them.
You want I should FedEx you an artichoke pie from Di Fara’s, on Avenue J in Midwood? Or I could make a run up to New Haven and pick you up a white clam pie at Sally’s Apizz, Wooster Street?
What part of Broadway do you hang out on? Lemme know, so I can avoid it on Saturday nights.
Just for future refernce, countries don’t lie like pancakes. They lie like waffles.
Not to mention soon-to-be Texans. Yeehaw, eh?
Welcome to the monkey house.
Well, when we drove out here last year, I passed a lot of both “Waffle House” and “Pancake House” … so I think it’s about even.
The pizza here is dreadful. Cathy Moriarty owns two restaurants, “Mulberry Street” and she supposedly ships her water in from NY (which sounds dubious to me.) At this point, I’d even settle for any old Original Ray’s! Honestly - I get Trader Joe’s pizzas because they are better. Now that is tragic.
Speaking of Brooklyn food - I heard that Junior’s is on QVC!
Well, I for one have had the most ghastly day anyone ever had, so I am going to take three pills (of varying sizes and colors) and go to bed. You play nicely with your new friends, now, dear. Go venture out onto the other forums and see what’s simmering there, too.
I’m sorry, dear. Here - let me help you with your eyemask. You’ll look just like Arlene Francis on “What’s My Line?” …
**Welcome to the Boards! **
Tell us a little about yourself!
What do you do for a living?
How long have you known Eve?
What did you want to be when you grew up?
And, what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Better Arlene Francis than Bennet Cerf.
Would that be my “Best. Pizza. Ever.” thread? I’m more or less an east-coaster, here in WV. 
Ummm,
Welcome from another newbie (non-pedigreed). Also from Texas. Don’t know much about the rules here, but it seems almost anything goes.
Pullin
(Just don’t say “whilst”)
Starbucks Java Chip
Yes, back in our Sex and the City days, I was Carrie and she was Samantha . . . Though I always wanted to be Charlotte . …
Don’t forget the shy.
Yo Mrs D!
Greetings and salutations.
So what is your favorite: book, movie, television show, play and musical?
What is your favorite movie musical that is based on a book?
Are there any naked pictures of you floating around the net?
Link please.
(p.s. we tend to flirt alot here as well)
I’m learning!