As this is “Mundane Pointless Stuff” – herewith a bit of verse I’ve thought of, about this very lovable creature. To the tune of the sea-shanty “Serafina”.
A beast there lives in Ecuador, its name is Olinguito –
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
It’s lately been discovered, out of its long retreat-o;
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
Cute, cuddly, and like raccoon, or teddy bear, so sweet-o –
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
All First-World folk want one as a pet – 'twould be so very neat-o:
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
I saw the sights in Guayaquil, and then went up to Quito,
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
The finest sight I saw in the zoo, was the gorgeous olinguito –
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
I went up to a zookeeper, and said, “A not-bright feat, o --”
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
" – by you chaps for years confusing small olingos, with olinguito";
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
The zookeeper to me he said, "Hey, gringo, for a treat, o – "
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
“What say five extra bucks for me, now you’ve seen an olinguito?”
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
“Corruption ! Sleaze !” I crossly cried – “this conduct is not meet, o” –
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
“Typical, though, of how round here, you folks a tourist treat, o” –
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
“Piss off, then,” said the zookeeper, “You, I’m not glad to meet, o” –
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
“And I speak for all in Ecuador, including the olinguito.”
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
I went straight to the airport and I flew away from Quito –
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
Out of their stinking country I beat gladly a retreat-o –
Olinguito, o Olinguito !
Happily home in Blighty now, till next I get a tweet-o,
Olinguito ! Olinguito !
Re next new beast in Third-World dump, to which I’ll point my feet, o:
May that go better than Ecuador, and its poxy olinguito –
Olinguito, o Olinguito !