Melodramatic, over-the-top songs.

What got me thinking about this type of song was finding out the song in that (not) parody perfume commercial is Sia’s Chandelier. In my opinion the Grandmother of this type of pop song is Jennifer Holiday/Hudson And I’ Am Telling You, and epitome is Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You.

I feel Celine Dion should have a song here. I have a clear vision of her beating her chest with her fist and then dramatically flinging her arm skyward-- a standard move when singing this type of song, only I can’t think of the particular song this comes from. Also, I can’t, off the top of my head, think of any men who belong here.

Also, let it be known I love these types of songs. I sing them very loudly in the shower and really appreciate the vocal tour de force these ladies put on.

Oh wait! I thought of a man over-the-top melodramatic song. Harry Nilsson’s Without You.

“Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler is certainly up there as one of the most bombastic songs ever written, not to mention performed – and accompanied by one of the most over-the-top videos of all time as well.

Sample lyric: “We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.”

i really ned you tonight!!!

ETA:Tried all caps forgetting we are not allowed to scream in such a fashion her on the SDMB.

Another edit to say-- wow, that filter takes away ALL the capital words!

Two great parodies by Flight of The Conchords:

Sellotape

I’m Not Cryin’

What about Europe’s The Final Countdown?

But there are no heartfelt tears or chest beating. No overarching personal drama. i think if we’re to get a group song on here it may be something by Journey. Or even better, Air Supply. How 'bout Out Of Nothing At All.

You’re all going to hate me for this…
MacArthur Park.

To make up for it.
Literal Video Version of *Total Eclipse Of The Heart *

That was My Heart Will Go On, from Titanic. But not from the movie video. She later did a live video, with a young Asian girl violinist. Celine became incredibly weepy, and over invested in the performance.

Meatloaf: I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)

We could pretty much list every song Jim Steinman’s done and call it day for this thread.

Along the same lines, here’s “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me”.

This gets extra points for being so over-dramatic while making as little sense as possible. This song also proves how better women are at this type of thing.

I can’t think of this song without thinking of the SNL skit of the goth high schoolers with their dark song: Near. . . Far. . .. Does anyone else remember this skit. It may or may not have featured Buck Henry.

This also reminds me of an old, old SNL skit. This one with Dana Carvey Choppin’ Broccoli!

It pales in comparison to “Paradise By The Dashboard Light”.

That would be Separate Ways.

For really over-the-top, you want heavy metal. Especially thrash, death metal, and black metal.
I’m afraid I’m not familiar enough with it know any good examples. All I could think of was Hall of the Mountain King by Savatage.

Oh, the menfolk can do melodrama. It’s a common theme among heavy rockers attempting to do ballads.

I present the lyrics of Papa Roach’s “Scars” which are a running gag in this household.

I tear my heart open
I sew myself shut
My weakness is
That I care too much
Our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open
Just to feel

YouTube link, for max angst appreciation:

So many 90s alternative songs apply here, including good ones. I always thought this one by Staind was both good, and ridiculous:

I agree about Steinman, but you really have to look at his work as the show tunes they are (whether or not they actually go with a real show or musical). Take a look at popular songs from Jesus Christ Superstar, Hair, Phantom, Les Miserables, and so forth. They’re all pretty darn bombastic. It’s the nature of the beast.

TEotH really does carry the blue ribbon, though.

Well, in all fairness, that song is from a musical (Dreamgirls), it’s not a pop song. So by nature it’s supposed to be somewhat dramatic, and brings the house down when it’s live on stage.

But yes, when I saw the thread title my first instinct was anything by Jim Steinman.

Morris Albert’s Feelings was way overplayed in the day, but it fits this category. I hope to never hear it again.

A lot of 70s and 80s Styx would fall into this category, I think. Songs like “Lady,” “The Grand Illusion,” and “The Best of Times” seem to fit the requirement of “beating one’s chest with a fist and then dramatically flinging an arm skyward.”